I'm Little Skeleton, Goathead's Spo(o)ks Person.

 

You ghosted a great opportunity for $40. Forty freaking bucks for unlimited articles on a real platform, a legit link you can drop in every bio, pitch, EPK. A reason for someone, anyone off our 150k email list over over 20k followers to take a bit more seriously for longer than a scroll. At Goathead, we read every submission, think of every detail and with care and love. Real eyes, real feedback. If your music’s mid, we’ll say it. If it’s gold, we’ll say that too and even fly you to Los Angeles, like we’ve done for signed and developing artists before you. You’re paying for a shot at looking real in an industry you still don’t get.

Why do we charge? Because real writers have bills. Ads cost money.

Running a real company, unlike your hobby, costs money. We’re not some dead blog pumping out trash for clicks.

 

This started as a revolution with a couple of artists. Now it’s several hundreds and more join every month. We run constant targeted and curated ads including sending the articles to our email list. We push every piece for fast indexing with ACTUAL SCHEMA mark up.

We blast it to 175k on a newsletter. We get real industry eyes on it. That’s the boost, for as much as forty bucks can do, and you still flinched. 

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So here’s your honesty:

 

I​f your music’s worth less than $40 to you…

You really think strangers value it more than you do?

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Nobody’s handing you fans, it costs labels tons to develop an artist. That “organic” myth? Slow death. You’re not special. You ghosted us for half a dinner and killed your shot. Story’s weak, just like you. The ones who didn’t flinch? They’re growing. More stories. More reach. We’re not promising you Beyonce fame overnight. We’re saying forty bucks is the cheapest shot you’ll ever get to look somehow real in an industry that won't care. 

You Got Skeletone’d. Treat it as your wake-up slap to better decisions next time OR....

 

A Candle For The Poor Decisions Burning Your Artist Dreams To Ash.

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