[TL:DR] GOATHEAD AWARDS
- Editorial Board
- Nov 7
- 1 min read
If you’re too lazy to read the full thing, here’s the summary:
[TL:DR] We made an award show because the Grammys are basically a gift swap for rich, major label backed artists.
You don’t need a manager, label, or PR agency — just a pulse, a song, and zero delusion.
Send your stuff before December 2025. If it’s good, we’ll see it. If it’s bad, we’ll still see it and ignore you.
Two types of artists exist here:
Covered: We already liked you.
Submitted: You’re trying your luck.
No voters. No bribes. No “networking dinners.”Just sound, impact, and integrity — things money can’t buy but ego usually ruins.
If you’re signed to a label, you’re not independent — stay on your side of the fence. If you were mean to Goathead, congrats, you played yourself. If you were an ass-licker, nice effort, but it’s completely useless here.
Winners get a PDF, a feature, and eternal bragging rights. Losers get motivation or depression, depends how you see it.
Goathead Awards: 100% funnier than your favorite award show, and probably 200% more honest.
